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Monday of a short week sounds good to me,

That was not a very inspirational title.  It was poetic.  In the modern-art sort of way that doesn't really make any sense.  Kind of like this opening. 
 
First of all, I want to give a shout out to some of my friends here at My World:
 
First, Mary Ann, who is a commenter on many posts here.  Not everyone is a real life friend of mine, and she is proof.  We have different age brackets, different circles of friends, widely different conversation topics, but we can find a middle ground and enjoy one another's work.  Check out her blog at http://herethereandbackagain.blogtownhall.com.
 
Next, TH Grammar Nazi Intern Megan.  She offered a rebuttle to my hate-speech about her from weeks past.  I would say "check it out here" but I dont want to give her the satisfaction of the extra views of her blog, so I will paste the section pertaining to me:
Chris Regal, "community builder," here at Townhall has mentioned me several times recently in his blog, My World. His bloggers apparently hate me because I criticize him for his horrendous grammar - a vast lack of punctuation and an array of misspellings are sprinkled into every sentence. According to Chris's bloggers, they love him because they feel like they're having a conversation with him. From the "TH Nazi" (My World's nickname for me when referring to my grammar rules) to the readers of My World: I get to have conversations with Chris all the time and believe me, while his blog is EXACTLY how he talks, he has the time in the day to use the spell check feature on MSWord. Also, he's being called out by an intern and he's a full-time employee. There's something wrong here.
 
Megan is cold-hearted.  And, just for the record, it takes her 2 hours to write 1 perfect paragraph for her blog.  It takes me 20 minutes to write 1000+ words.  I'll take speed over perfection.
 
I know there are some who skip over the sports stuff in my blog, and that's just fine.  But here is a quick story about saves and a quick observation.  First, the save is a stupid stat.  Up by 3 runs in the 9th inning isn't exactly a high-leverage situation.  The save should go to someone who, technically, stops the other team's comeback.  The official rule for a save is that the number of batters guarenteed to come up in an inning (and potentially tie the game) is greater than the number of outs left in the game.  For example - be up by 3 runs or less with 3 outs or less to go going into the 9th inning (where 3 batters are guarenteed to come up).  Anyways, onto the article.  Is it a bit strange that 7 of the top 10 single-season save records were recorded in the peak of the steroid era?  1998-2004?  Also in this time the saves-before-a-blown save mark was set by Gagne at 84.  These relievers benefit most from the roids - it allows them to recover so much faster and never tire.  Pitching every day, this makes a huge difference.  I'm not accusing everyone on this list of being a juicer, just most of them.
 
Went to the Mets-Yankees game on Friday at Yankee Stadium.  Mets won 15-6 and it was good.  Yankee fans are the worst, though, and are so da mn obnoxious it isn't even funny.  Starting a fight with someone because your team lost is absurd.  You can be annoyed, upset, whatever.  But drinking your face off to complement your natural attitude problem = bad combination. 
 
On Saturday we tailgated for the Nationals game for most of the afternoon.  But didn't go to the game.  Oh well.
 
Sunday went to the Folk Life Festival....and it was terrible.  Nothing there.  I expect so much more out of the Smithsonians.
 
Then went to Italian festival, which was meh.  Nothing great.  Had a good canoli.  Nothing else terribly noteworthy.
 
I am looking for 4th of July plans.  Has anyone ever come to DC for it?  Thoughts on going to the Mall?  Also, Huey Lewis and the News are playing.  Yea boiiiii.
 
Those of you who know what I do know that I sometimes complain about how retarded some of the users of our site are.  Not to call anyone out in particular, but if you were upset about the british Heinz ad that depicted 2 guys kissing, fine, whatever.  But blaming it on Teresa Heinz-Kerry? Have you ever been around a company before?  A business of that size does not take input from the owner for international advertisements.  Implying even in the least bit that she was influential in running this ad is so stupid it makes me cringe.
 
There is a sign at my local grocery store in front of the milk display that says (something to the effect of) "we know milk prices are high.  we can't do anything about it.  they're going to get higher.  sorry."  Just found that interesting.
 
I just finished off a book called Spy Handler, the biography of one Nikolas Cherkashin, the KGB guy who recruited Aldrich Ames and Robert Hanssen (look them up if you don't know).  Good, but a little dry.  I tackled it very very slowly (over the course of several months) and all the Russian names confused me.  Overall, though, it was a solid read giving me some insight into the world of spying.
 
Just started the Secret Man by Bob Woodward about the Watergate break-in and Deep Throat.  How Republican of me, I know.  Last summer I read E. Howard Hunt's autobiography about the break-in (he was one of the burglars) so I may as well get the opposition viewpoint as well. 
 
These drinks should make a comeback.  The Black Velvet actually sounds kind of disgusting, but since I like each ingredient individually, maybe I will try it sometime.
 
 
Mini Me (verne troyer) has a sex tape.  Thank you for taking this to court, mr. troyer, to stop this from being released.  Nobody wants to see that. 
 
This month's Bon Apetit magazine is all about BBQ.  I think I might pick up a copy on my way home today.  I am such a loser.
 
Tonight back in Albany is Mayor Jerry Jennings bobblehead night at the local baseball affiliate.  I so wish I could go.  Instead, I am making someone else go for me. 
 
And finally, a film to close out the day.  If you don't love this, you are anti-freedom.
 
 
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My Friday

Since I am taking tomorrow off, this is going to be the last post of the week.  Enjoy it while it's here.  Two 4-day weeks in a row is going to kill some of you, I know, I know.  Time without My World updates is the low point in many lives. 
 
We are going in order of my notes here, so beware.
 
Fresno State won the College World Series last night in an awesome game over Georgia.  Fresno State was not ranked and was not even supposed to make it to the tournament - they were only a shade over .500 for the year.  Now?  National champs.  This might be the greatest Cinderella story in the history of college sports.  I heard it compared to a 15-seed winning the NCAA basketball tournament.  Think about that.  Only 3 15-seeds have ever made it out of the first round in the NCAA tourney.  Insane - congrats to them.
 
Next,...why hasn't college baseball ever caught on?  It's strange - some argue that it is because there are clearly better baseball to be played in the majors and minors.  This may be true.  This is not the elite talent.  But what about college football and college basketball?  Both of those have a higher level of play.  It could be argued, then, that since ther are no true minor leagues for football or basketball, yet there is for hockey and baseball, college hockey and baseball is truly not the elite talent.  The best of the best high school players in basketball and football go to college sports - the best of the best in baseball and hockey go to the minors.  This is likely the major difference - we are all fully aware of a higher level of the same sport being played at the same time.  But oh well, Fresno State is still a great story.
 
Last night went to see Kevin's band play.  Not bad.  Real fun dance-punk, similar to your Cobra Starship or Head Automatica.  Solid performance, real good venue (Wonderland Ballroom in Columbia Heights), solid crowd.  It brought me back to my old scene days.  It was refreshing.  Hopefully they'll get something recorded and I can post some of their stuff.
 
Yesterday on Max Kellerman they discussed how Derek jeter is a first ballot hall of famer, without question, stats alone.  They said "make him a right fielder on the brewers and he's still in the hal" - strongly disagree.  2000 hits is good, but not great.  The argument that he has all these titles, that he's the captain of the Yankees, that he's never played on a non-playoff team.  All good and fine.  How many times has he not played on the #1 biggest payroll team?  How many times did he carry a team by himself?  I think if you take him off the Yankees, off the title teams, and just let his numbers stand alone - not a HOFer.  Certainly you can't discount all of that stuff, and therefor, yes, he is in.  But just labeling him a "winner" when he is on good teams is ridiculous.
 
VH1 is running a series called I Love the New Millennium to follow up on the super-popular I love the 80s (part 2, 3-d), i love the 70s (1 and 2), and I love the 90s (and part 2).  This franchise is running into the ground and it is way too soon to be judging 2007 on its pop-culture merits.
 
Speaking of VH1, who let them stop playing pop-up video andbehind the music?  I hate all of this stupid celebrity all-access junk. 
 
This Friday is National HIV Testing Day.  Be sure to get tested.  Because there is a good chance you have AIDS just from reading this.
 
I need to road trip to Philly sometime.  I really haven't been.  Between all of the nerdy stuff, the Rocky stuff, and baseball... how have I gone this long avoiding it?
 
Euro 2008 final is almost set.  As I write, Russia is playing Spain for the right to face Germany.  Should be a good one.
 
San Francisco wants to name a sewage plant after our President.
 
Strongly recommend the Chicken Pesto Melt from Cosi.  Had it today, very tasty.
 
Samantha Brown on the Travel Channel is starting a new show called Weekend Getaways.  I think I should start watching this again, because I can actually get to half of the destinations, unlike her Passport to South America, for example.  Speaking of which, she was totally filming when I was in Dublin back in 2006.  We made friends with her cameraman as we were the only 5 Americans in the entire area.
 
I've never been to Atlantic City either.  2 words: Road and Trip.
 
Gotta get to the Jersey Shore one of these weekends too.  And Virgiia beach.  and any other beach.  I like beaches.
 
Salman Rushdie was knighted yesterday and Robert Mugabe was stipped of his.  QE2 - you ma girl.
 
I can't say I have ever eaten crawfish, but I just saw an ad in the paper for a special crawfish night at a semi-swanky restaurant near my apartment.  Might be worth checking out if I can afford it.
 
This is where things get a little ridiculous, becaue I started listing things I wanted to do around DC instead of blogging notes...
 
They have a special section on Afghan cuisine at the National Gallery East to compliment the exhibit on Afghanistan.
 
The National Archives are awesome, but the line is always too long.  This bothers me.
 
There is a thing on Negro League Baseball at the Mt. Vernon Square library.  The library sucks, but the exhibit might be ok.
 
Speaking of baseball, a quick note on the mets.  You know why I have faith in this team now that Wllie Randolph is gone?  Because Jerry manuel has already changed the lineup around more in the past week than Randolph had all year.  Willie was so notoriously loyal to terrible veterans that it literally made the team paralyzed.  Now, Manuel is rewarding guys who have good games.  Last week Damion Easley had a HR, so he played again the next day.  Fernando Tatis had 3 hits on Tuesday, so he played again on Wednesday.  I like this attitude quite a bit.  If you fail, you're out.
 
I know I have ranted about it before, but yesterday some dude at the gym loved being naked.  Like, almost as much as anyone ever.  He literally got naked, then packed his entire bag (this was after the showers), then walked around a little bit, then came back and decided it was time to sdtart thinking about getting dressed.  What's wrong with these people?
 
The last 2 days, I have had a peanut butter sandwich for breakfast.  Held me over quite nicely.  Not a bad idea.
 
Had a Red Thunder for morning snack today.  That's bootleg Red Bull, for those not in the know.  Delicious.  Really got my blood pumping when I needed a kick in the pants after a cool 5 1/2 hours of sleep last night. 
 
Aforementioned girl who got stuck in the parking garage 2 days ago is parked in the same garage again, wth the same car.  Sensible?  i don't think so.
 
A total scumbag pedophile was arrested for trying to "illegally massage" an undercover police officer.  No idea what that means, and knowing this dirtbag's track record - I don't want to know.
 
And I have heard that a lot of people choose to forgo my videos at the end of my posts.  That's fine.  Not all of them are music that you might like, some are bad movie clips, some are South Park, and some are just YouTube stupidity.   THat's fine.  But in honor of Kevin's band, I am posting a video by a semi-similar band.  And I strongly strongly strongly recommend just listening to the song.  Just once, just give it 1 listen.  I promise you will all enjoy it.  If you don't, feel free to complain.  Otherwise, enjoy...
 
 
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I'm late

I am slow on the move today, sorry.  Was watching a fun video (which I will post) that slowed me down a little bit.
 
Today I am feeling especially unmotivated, so bear with me while we tackle these in turbo mode.
 
First, I forgot to mention at the BBQ Festival I got a photo-op with the 2008 Ohio Valley Pork Queen.  What's not to love?  (disclaimer: yes, to those that do not know me, I am coming out from behind the curtain.  if you want me to stay anonymous, don't take a glance at this gem.)
 
One of TH's readers was on the show 30 Days last night.  It was actually pretty good and presented a surprisingly even-handed approach to the gay adoption issue.  I am not taking sides, but it was nice to see both sides of the argument legitimately presented (well, as legitimately as they could be presented).  Kudos to FX for not taking the easy bait and making the anti-gay person look like some Bible thumping psycho through the power of editing.
 
Quick Mets note: Jerry Manuel got ejected yesterday.  The Mets Lost.  But Manuel alkready has as many ejections in 6 games as Randolph had in 3 seasons.  And who said Manuel was too laid back?
 
There was a story in the express today about a goose that think its a goat, and lives with them, eats with them, and plays with them.  Strange, because wasn't this the exact plotline of that movie Babe?  I think?
 
Hell's Kitchen was pretty solid last night - next week is the finale.   Very entertaining show and I look forward to the conclusion.  Gordon Ramsey has another show running all summer called Kitchen Nightmares-  should be anothe doozy.
 
Shaquile O'Neal freestyle rapped this weekend and took some shots ast Kobe Bryant.  Whatever.  What's funny about this is that Shaq had his honorary sheriff badges revoked by the county of Phoenix.  The chief said that if anyone on his staff had done the same thing, they too would've been fired.  I liked that.
 
NBA draft is tomorrow night, and I am excited.  Being a college hoops junkie, I look forward to it greatly.  Beasley should go #1.  Mayo can't shoot, Rose had a good finish and tournament but weak numbers all year, and Beasley has been a ridiculously complete and dominant player.  Love is overrated, defense is getting way too much hype, and foreign players rarely reach their potential.  Playing in the Spanish or Italian leagues still is not comparable to playing major, big time college hoops.
 
Don Imus is an idiot.  I don't think he said anything awful this time around -  I actualyl half-way believe him - but he is retarded for even going down that road.  Pacman Jones is even stupider saying that he is offended for all African Americans and is praying for Imus.  I don't think Iwould want prayers from the guy who has been arrested 6 times in 2 years, including telling his posse to shoot someone, beating up strippers, or any of the other nonesense he has been involved in.
 
Terry Bradshaw did steroids when he played.  So did anyone who could get their hands on them.  Especially those east german women.
 
2 words: DWI lawnmowing.
 
I want to vacation in Dubai.  Now they're building a rotating building?  Genius.
 
I'm jus not a napping person.  I don't really care for it. I am not necessarily a morning person, but I am never a night person.  Maybe I am just doing it wrong.  Good thing there are how-to guides to taking naps.
 
Rick Dutrow is a jerk.  First talking (stuff) all week leading up to the Belmont, then blaming the jockey for the last place finish.  Now getting nailed for over-juicing his horses.  Just please go away.
 
Scientists have been able to date the Odyssey.  I'm not sure how I feel about this.  On one hand, very cool.  On the other, do we really need a specific date and time to accompany the story? 
 
And finally, the video that slowed me down....
 
Chicken Fried Bacon.
 
 
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Are you a loyal reader?

You should be.  Nothing gets your day going like one of my blog entries, right? 
 
Tonight this goofy show is on TV called Wipeout on CBS I think.  It's like one of those ridiculous Japanese Video Games that they turn into a human game.  Speaking of which, I am a big fan of Ninja Warrior.  It's real pleasant on my Sunday mornings.  And yes, "real pleasant" is grammatically incorrect.  I did it on purpose.
 
One friend's car breaks down one block from her apartment.  Another drives an SUV into a parking garage with a clearance of 5' 2", scratching the roof the entire way through the garage.  Now, she isn't sure she can get it out.  I want to know, specifcally in this second case, what motivates you to keep driving once you rtealize there is a problem?  Judging height of a car can be difficult - fine, you get a pass there.  But pulling in, scraping the top, getting out and removing the antenna because it is scraping so much, then continuing to drive through the parking garage, grinding against the ceiling the entire time?  Makes absolutely no sense.
 
Con Air was on TV on sunday night.  What an awesome movie.  If I could, I think I might vote Cameron Poe for President.  he fights crime, was in the military, has family values, cares about women and children, did everything in his power to help the sick and dying.  And killed a guy with his fists.  And killed Dave Chapelle.  And saw no color boundaries.  And got shot trying to save his friend with diabetes.  And hung out with Bubba from Forrest Gump.  And had a really gay teheme song - "How Do I Live Without You" by LeAnn Rhimes I believe.  And he had a hot wife.  Annnd....
 
Austin Powers is a great film.  I just heard the song "what the world needs now" in the background and it jogged my memory.  Hilarious film, some 11 years later. 
 
Have you seen that progressive auto insurance commercial?  the one with the blonde girl?  eh... here it is, so we're all on the same page:
 
 
 
What's special about this?  Oh, right, that's totally Tori Scott from Saved by the Bell
 
I'm working on some new basketball nicknames.  As I have said in the past, the banker never caught on, and Tim Russert just died (so Meeting the Press is out).  I did some brainstorming today, and came up with a bad one - The Abortionist, because of my baby hook ( it's a type of shot) - but ruled that was too obscene for average use.  On the suggestion of TH's newest team memeber - Andrew - I am going to give a test run to this: Just Call Me Sherwin Williams, because I dominate the paint.  Thoughts?
 
I'm goign to admit, I kind of really like some miley cyrus songs.  I liked see you again, now start all over is solid.  And someone just sent me 7 things - a pop punk song that happens to be targeted towards 10 year olds.  Whatever.
 
Is Amy Winehouse's thing on her face a mole or a piercing? 
 
Also, is it bad that I kind of like her?  Seriously, if you give it a chance, you might enjoy it.  Go on Youtube and just run a search for her and listen to a handful of songs.  I am a fan of Motown - and that's just what this is.  These songs could have come out in 1964 and fit right in .  Only problem, of course, are the lyrics about drug use and sleeping with random people, but that's neither here nor there.  Just take the sound.  Motown.
 
This, though, is a statement about how stupid pop music is.  People will "like" anything so long as they are told to like it.  How does someone share an interest in Ja Rule or Chris Brown or whatever other garbage is out these days then enjoy motown?  This is the same conundrum I had when Nora Jones was really popular - people like it becuase they are told to like it.  How come all of these Amy Winehouse fans don't have any other similar-genre music?  How come there isn't any Gladys Knight and the Pips?  The Four Tops?  You get the idea.
 
Joe Bruno, the Senate Majority Leader in NY, is retiring after this term.  He's like 450 years old.  Maybe a million, I dont know.  But I have a bobblehead of him in a baseball uniform to remember him with.
 
A guy was arrested in Wales for traveling with 13 people in his Volvo.    If it were 12 or 14, he would have been fine.  But 13?  You're going to jail buddy!
 
Today marks the 11th anniversary since the Government released the information about the Roswell incidents.  Here's a link - http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history.do?action=Landing&id=52632.  Bogus explanation?  How come it took 50 years to tell people that?  How come there is so much mystery surrounding that night in new Mexico?  How come the local newspaper originally reported one thing, then the next day retracted those statements after speaking with military officials?  The whole thing is kind of starnge, and I have watched enough on the History Channel to be an expert on the topic.  Not really, but I do find it interesting.  I don't really care what happened there, to be honest.  I think it is likely that life exists somewhere outside of this planet, and I also believe that it is entirely possible that we would never ever ever come into contact with any other non-earth life forms.  Either is feasible.  Furthermore, even if it wasn't aliens in Roswell, I don't mind the gov. keeping it a secret, such as if it was insane-o military testing.  Remember, this was the late 40s and the rise of the Cold War and nuclear armament.  Anything could have happened.  Also remember, The Tuskegee Experiements and the original government testing of LSD ... some weird stuff happened back then, to say the least.  I am not a conspiracy theorist, but I do believe that we always did what was necessary in the name of national security.  And that doesn't bother me.
 
Tonight on 30 Days with Morgan Spurlock (on FX), a Mormon woman spends 30 dyas living with gay-adoptive parents.  Supposedly the woman is a poster on our website. 
 
And finally, Cookie Monster on the Colbert Report.
 
 
 
 
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Nobody likes Mondays

Me included.
 
Although this is the first in my 2 consecutive 3-day weekends, which is nice.  This Friday is the makeup of that Mets-Yankees game, so I am headed to NY for the day.  THen 4th of July.  Did June even exist?  It's already the 23rd?  Who let that happen.
 
Speaking of my NY trip, I want to point out the ridiculous deal that I got.  www.megabus.com.  Not even sketchy like the Chinatown buses, this badboy cost me $14 each way.   If I had planned more in advance, it could have been as low as $1.  4 1/2 hours, no stops.  Far superior to the train (like $150 and a similar time frame) or even Greyhound's $25 specials.  I'll take a trip to NY for $28 total.
 
Tom Brokaw is the new interim Meet the Press host.  This could be interesting, as he is really the grandfather news-deliverer, not the type to pry the situation.  It could be interesting though.  Supposedly Russert wanted Chuck Todd as his successor, which I would be ok with. 
 
RIP George Carlin.  You know, I know this is against the grain and conventional thought, but he really wasn;t that funny in a modern context.  For the era, he was cutting edge and hilarious.  I just re-watched some of his schtick, and although I laughed here and there, the crowd was reacting much much more than I was.  Today everyone was talking about how well his stuff held up over the years, but watch it again - it's not that great.  Funny, yes, but stand-up has changed so much in 30 years.  The older generations found him great and say it holds up... but does it hold up based on an out-dated sense of comedy (since this is an older crowd we're dealing with) or is it nostalgia?  I don't think you could show this to a teenager today, with no information about Carlin's legacy or past, and have them find it as funny as someone who was aware of the performer and who had grown up with him.  Doesn't mean he wasn't a comedy pioneer, though.
 
My weekends are really exhausting, mostly a fault of my own, here's a quick wrap:
 
Friday was Katie's birthday outing.  I went from work to the gym, didn't really feel it, so I went home, grabbed some dinner and a change of clothes, headed bck out to meet Katie and a team of others at the bar.  Good to see some old friends and have an overall good time.  Got home later than anticipated (2:30ish?) and crashed immediately.  Woke up too early on Saturday instead of making up lost sleep, and was up and moving by 10ish.  Went to the National BBQ Cook-off all day Saturday.  This was an absolute blast.  Went with the right crowd too - those interested in food.  For people not quite as nerdy as me, this could have been super boring and underwhelming.  There really wasn't a ton of free food, but things like free grill seasoning and new chipotle hot sauce samples.  Also, pork dominated the meats, and I love the other white meat.  I think the discovery (fairly recent for ym famiyl) of the pork tenderloin is monumental - so delicious.  Anyways, BBQ festival was awesome, and my clothes might permanently smell like BBQ goodness.  Which is fine with me.
 
Saturday night went out and partied hard with my hard-partying circles.  Went to a number of locations, including Dan's Cafe, the best bar in DC.  Yes, you heard that.  Find me somewhere else this unique.  And unique isn't always a good thing, but in this case, it's absurd disgustingness makes it legendary.  It is a must-stop on the Adams Morgan bar crawl.  Got 2 slices of jumbo slice thrown at me by the same idiot (I'm looking at you, Andy) and am still working on getting the sauce-stains out of my shirt.  Waited far too long for a cab (30+ min) but made it back alive.  Same problem as Saturday, I woke up too early and lost even more sleep on the weekend.  2 trips to the grocery store (because I have OCD) and a walk around the city was good for a day.
 
I am annoyed that I missed the DC soapbox derby competition.  It was scheduled to go all day, until about 5:30pm.  Instead, it was over at 4.  I missed it.  Not cool.
 
I am looking forward to kind of not doing much this weekend.  I am actully hoping for bad weather so that I am not obligated to spend the day outside.
 
I am the new Hank Steinbrenner.
 
 
Speaking of which, our good friend Mary Katharine Ham has her new blog up.  Check it out.
 
Judas Priest jsut came out with a Nostradomus themed concept album.  And some of these songs kick a ss.  Steve Egg - this one is for you.  http://www.myspace.com/judaspriest
 
I have to get back to the mish-mash weekend meals.  A handful of years ago I used to pride myself on eating the strangest combos of food on weekends as a means to just get rid of left-overs.  This Saturday for lunch I had 2 pieces of french toast (butter, 1 egg, milk, bread) and a baked potato with alfredo sauce as a way to get rid of some ingredients.  Sounds disgusting.  Arguable, but it achieved getting rid of some stuff from my fridge.
 
Moving down to DC, I have seen some really wild things, to say the least.  Some of the best is the strange occurrences at the grocery store.  Yesterday (in spending too much time there), I have concluded that my up-bringing was very different than someone growing up down here.  Who on earth really eats pork feet, chicken feet, calf liver, gizzards, etc?  This stuff is disgusting, yet finding simple skinless boneless chicken breast is a challenge.  It's as if I live in an alternate universe.  There is no concept of speed down here - people do everything slowly.  There is also no concept of being "in the way" - I actually watched someone strategically place their cart ACROSS the aisle yesterday.  It took an effort to be so completely in the way.  Along similar lines to the speed thing, it's some rule that you are not allowed to be prepared at the check-out.  You don't even start looking for your payment (credit card, check, cash, etc) until after the cashier is done scanning all items.  You are also never allowed to have your Giant card on you, thus, instead of a simple swipe, you have to enter a phone number.  Or, in the case of the woman yesterday in front of me, you can't do tha becaue your fake nails are too long and touching the sensor is not registering. 
 
And finally, I watched a woman talk on her phone while pushing a cart.   She had a 4 year old kid in the cart.  Since she was on the phone and not concentrating on driving, she drove right into a lightpost.  Kid hits the side of the cart hard - considering the woman was moving at a fairly good speed when nailing the post.  Kid gets hurt, starts crying.  Sorry, but I couldn't help but laugh as the woman didn't even hesitate in her phone conversation.
 
What happens when you maximize the match-up a little too much?  The duel between a switch hitter and a switch pitcher.
 
These sick SOBs.  This makes me physically ill
 
Celine Dion was voted to have performed the worst cover song of all time with her rendition of You SHook Me All Night Long.  Rule #1 - don't ever cover AC/DC.  You are no Angus Young.
 
A restaurant opened in the middle east called Buns and Guns, where the ambiance is sounds of gunfire, not elevator music.  Is it even ironic?
 
Amy Winehouse is a retard.  Has lung disease from smoking too much crack and an enlarged heart.  I am starting to think that she is actually a ploy by the British government to show kids that they shouldn't do drugs.  CONSPIRACY!
 
This is a half dog half robot.  Megan the TH Nazi loves PETA.
 
And now, because it is so awful of her to deface an AC/DC song, how about a song made famous by Celine made listenable by a true legend of the music industry: Meat Loaf.  (if this link dies, please let me know)
 
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Let's Do This!

Sorry for the no-post yesterday, and sorry for the poor post today.  I am dragging, and I'm sorry.  My heart just isn't in it.  But let's tackle this beast anyways, yea?
 
Windows updates pi ss me off quite a bit.  They restart my computer when i am not around to stop it. Jerks. 
 
Last night was...well...an adventure.  Here is the story as I relayed it in an email:
 

[A friend] giving me a ride back to the Metro, and we drive past a cop.  Jaime tells the story of how he got pulled over about a month ago for not having a new registration or something because of emissions check or something.  hes doing it tomorrow, etc etc. 
 
as he is saying this, the lights come on behind us.  Cop comes up, says his license plate light is out.  and that his tags are suspended.  and that his car is uninsured, which isnt true.  we sit there for a while, and the cop tells jaime that they have to tow the car.  eventually 2 more cops roll up to be [not nice people]. 

anyways, we're sitting there for a good 15 minutes.  we get out so that they can tow it.  the first cop just takes off jaimes license plates.  the other 2 are being [not nice people] - one of them starts asking me if ive been drinking.  you know, as the totally sober - not that it is even relevant - passenger.  and they can't give me a ride to the metro (and by now its around 11:10).  they can't drive someone somewhere without cuffing them.  riiiight. 
 
as jaime and i both said - isnt the role of the police to both serve and protect the public?  this BS was neither serving nor protecting.  was jaime dangerous by not having his emissions checked for another 12 hours?  it really was worth towing his car?  whatever.
 
so jaime and i walk over to some dorm at umd (denton?) and call a cab.  20 minutes.  guy finally comes, its about 11:30 now.   cops were [not nice people].
 
did i mention that one of the 2nd pair of cops to roll up was the one who pulled over jaime about a month ago for the same thing and let him off for a warning?  becvause the cop certainly recognized jaime. 
 
so i catch the last train out of PG plaza at 11:40 or so, making it 2 min before it arrives.  that could have been a disaster. 
 
and jaimes car is MIA, and he is facing a $1400 fine for driving with suspended tags, a $200 fine i think for driving uninsured (which wasn;t true), a $60 fine for his license-plate light being out, and the fee for getting his car out of the impound.
 
OUCH.
 
As you can tell, not a good way to start things out.  Not to mention that I got to bed around 12:30, when my normal bed time is 10:30.  Sub-6 hours of sleep?  Not cool.
 
Rescheduling plans angers me quite a bit as well.  Again, from an email:
 
also , i love coming in and getting an email from saturdays party host that says "change of plans - tonight instead."
 
wow, thanks for the 12 hours heads up.  i dont know about anyone else, but i generally have plans, and have them fairly far in advance.  with only 2 weekend days a week and everyone being spread out, things take more planning and generally go into motion a little bit sooner than 12 hours before hand.  of course, i am busy tonight.  i am not happy.
 
Speaking of busy tonight, happy birthday Katie.
 
On top of all of this, I hate it when things just don't work the way they are supposed to.  Whether it's the Metro train that says Boarding when there is no train to be found to the headphone wire somehow mysteriously getting knotted 1500 times by just sitting in my desk all day to a website that refuses to work.  All are major problems and drive me bananas.  Do it right the first time, and we don't have problems.  For example..
 
My razor died this morning because yesterday's full-day charge clearly was not sufficient.  Oh wait, no, I had to reset the circuit breaker and forgot.  Who knew you had to reset these things every 5 minutes? 
 
I love bootleg Red Bull - Red Thunder.  You can get it at Aldi's.  If you're not familiar with Aldi's, you're missing out.  It's like super Wal-Mart or Sam's Club or BJ's or whatever - just without ANYTHING name brand.  It's totally classy.  Red Thunder, for example, runs me $4 for a 4 pack, as opposed to $8 for a 4-pack of Red Bull.  It tastes the same-  who cares.
 
Speaking of which, I love bootleg everything.  If there is no distinguishable difference in quality, I will take that extra 30 cents and run with it.  If Giant brand Clorox costs $2 and the real Clorox costs $2.20, I'm going with the cheap one.  Cost-effective activity at its finest.
 
Went to the Orioles game last night for the Nick Markakis bobblehead night.  It is sweet.  And again, I am ridic cheap.  I spent 10 minutes scouting which line had the best beer prices.  Conclusion?  Why pay $6.50 for a 16 oz bottle when you can get a 24-oz draft for $6 and a little bit of searching? 
 
The new craze sweeping the nation is the BSB Call.  It's a prank call, sort of, where you call someone and just have a super sing-along to the backstreet boys.  Works best when you are in the car with 4 other dudes on the way back from a nice manly event, like a baseball game.  Give it time to catch on  - all the kids will be doing it.
 
 
Speaking of which, check out www.sporcle.com  for a million billion quizzes.  Kiss productivity goodbye.
 
The Wall Street Journal measured the world's greatest athletes, and you probably won't appreciate the results.  No MMA?  Ridiculous.
 
Jaws was released today 33 years ago.  Hell of a film.
 
According to his peers, Derek Jeter is the most overrated player in baseball.  Surprised?  don't be.  "heart" and "intangibles" means that you can't really claim he's any good when his stats indicate that he is far from elite.
 
Reviews of an action-packed weekend to come on Monday!
 
And finally, a goofy video to start a fun weekend:
 
 
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Gotta leave work early today to get up to Baltimore.  No post!
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Somehow ended up with a ton of material for today...

Yesterday we devoted roughly 2500 words to Willie Randolph.  today, just one quick comment about him.   I really hate it that the national media has turned this situation into a sympathy card to Willie.  No.  He deserved to be fired.  Was 3:15am a bad time?  yes.  Should people feel bad for Willie?  No!  Unless you agonized through months of his stubbornness and complete inability to manage a baseball club, then I don't want to hear it.  Because everything you say or hear or read is second-hand.  As a die-hard Mets fan, the pain he caused was first hand, and unless you felt the same pain, your opinion doesn't count. 
 
Ok - now that that is out of the way.  Let's tackle some news and links and babble, as is standard here in My World.
 
Australia is banning traditional lightbulbs in exchange for flourescent ones which are better for the planet.  Starting October 2009. 
 
I really don't lke to pay for museums.  I understand that some people dislike the public funding that makes the Smithsonians what they ar,e but I love it.  Admission fees are totally not for me.  The crime and punishment museum, the newseum and spy museum?  Sorry, I'm not ponying up $25 when we have world-class museums packing this city.
 
United Airlines expects to pay $9.5 billion in gas prices this year.  This is up $3.5 billion since last year.  That's like a 50% increase.  Oof.  I am glad I don't drive - that is for sure.
 
Yesterday over lunch we (the TH team) discussed the pros and cons of the YUM Food combo eateries.  Yum owns Pepsi, Pizza Hut, Taco bell, KFC, Long John Silver's and A&W.  You will sometimes find combined dining - such as Pizza Hut/Taco Bell, Taco Bell/Long John Silver, KFC/Taco Bell, etc etc.  First problem - I don't know anyone who has ever eaten Long John Silver in their lives.  Please, prove me wrong.  Outside of that, though, it's funny to track which half of the combo is more popular based on region.  I have experience in my suburban hometown in NY that the Taco Bell/Long John Silver are more or less exclusively Taco Bells.  T-Bell is popular.  Yet when you come to DC (or so it was reported by KG) that the workers in the KFC/T-Bell combos, the workers don't even know how to make the Taco Bell stuff.  I just find it funny how different a palate can be separated by a mere 300 miles (give or take). 
 
Speaking of which, TH's Katie Favazza is actually an oracle.  2 nights ago, she had some wacky dream about eating bison meat combined with something about a presidential inauguration.  Today, an article popped up in the Express about bison meat.  Last night, she introduced many of us to fried pickles.  Today?  Serious Eats profiled great East-Coast joints for fried pickles.  Weird.
 
The Atlanta Aquarium just started a program where you can literally go SCUBA diving with the fish/sharks.  Sounds like a blast to me.  As long as I don't have to pay for it.
 
Speaking of Aquariums - I am a big fan.  For whatever reason, I find them to be generally cleaner than zoos.  In fact, I have to make a date with myself to go to the Baltimore Aquarium in the near future.  I went when I was about 5 years old, and that was the last time I have been.  Put it on the board!  (don't ask)
 
The Celtics won the NBA title last night winning game 6 by about 40.  Anti-climatic game, but a huge series.  I  hope this helps to revive the NBA, because I love having sports in the forefront of pop culture.  Good for them, congratulations, and I am very happy for both Ray Allen and Kevin Garnett - 2 total stand-up guys who have been stuck on bad teams for too long.
 
Hank Steinbrenner is retarded.  "My only message is simple: The NL needs to join the 21st Century.  They need to grow up and join the 21st Century."  (referring, of course, to the DH rule).  I am a pure NL guy, and for good resaon.  The DH ruins the game - it takes away all strategy in switches, pinch hitting, pitching through a lineup.  I watched a game last week where the manager of the Rangers' spent 5 minutes having the double switch explained to him.  This is part of the game, yet the AL has cut out this huge portion by giving a bat to some lumbering slugger and telling him he only has to participate half the time.  The rules to baseball were made a certain way - because it added strategy to the game - instead, Hank Steinbrenner portrays the NL as the bad guys, as they need to "Grow up."  Of course, this comes on the heels of his #1 pitcher getting injured because he wasn't athletic enough to run the bases.  When the DH took effect, actually, only 8 teams were in favor of it.  Why does the NL have to conform for the 8 teams who voted in favor of the DH?  Changing the rules to suit your needs is not generally considered the "grown up" point of view.  Unless you're Hank Steinbrenner.
 
Chris Matthews is supposedly being considered as Tim Russert's successor.  This is a terrible idea.  Russert was a reporter, a journalist.  Matthews, regardless of which side you think he takes, is a commentator.
 
 
Stan Winston died yesterdya at age 62.  He was the special effects genius behind Jurassic Park, the Terminator movies, the Alien movies, and most recently, Iron Man.  He won 4 academy awards and probably deserves much more praise than he ever got.
 
Today in 1812 the US declared war on the UK.  I was always taught that the US won the war.  When I went abroad to the UK, they were taught that they won.  Last I heard, we remained independent.  I declare the US the winner. 
 
Walter E. Williams wrote an article today about airline security stupidity.  I actually have a story myself about stupid airline security.  First, let it be known that I am all for it.  Do whatever it takes to keep me safe.  I can sacrifice an extra half hour to make sure my plane does not get blown up.  Anyways, my problems with the airline security started when I was in Florida with my family a few years ago, and at 4:45 in the morning (a 5:30 flight) in an empty Fort Lauderdale airport, some geriatric security guard made me remove my SOCKS - not just my shoes - to make sure there was nothing in them.  Follow that with my home airport - Albany International - and their new bomb-detection device.  It's a prototype that isn't in many airports yet, but is basically 10 quick puffs of air from yourfeet to your head to detect a bomb.  Not sure how it works, but oh well.  I fly a pretty good amount.  Probably 20 flights a year.  How come I get pulled out every single time for this machine?  Oh, it's completely random, I am told.  Clearly it isnt.  Am I hiding anything?  No.  But don't tell me it's completely random.  And I don't look like a threat, so that's not the issue.  It's that I, as a young man, do not appear to be one who would get mad.  Except they don't know who they're dealinog with.  Multiple times I have gone bananas (just for the sake of argument) and demanded that the guy in the suit behind me or the woman with the baby in front of me get pulled out and screened, since it is completely random.  I happen to be that random 1 in 20 person in line each and every time I go through the airport?  BS.  Many times I've yelled and screamed and made a good scene in the airport over this issue.... before getting screened anyway.  I have nothing to hide.  Better safe than sorry.
 
I had some of those french toast sticks from BK for breakfast.  Delicious - strongly recommended.
 
Today was some anomaly for birthdays.  Eight people came up on Facebook today with their birthdays.  In fact, June alone has 42 "friends" who have birthdays.  What happened 9 months ago?  What were people so excited about back in September?
 
Katie is working on a blurb in the new Townhall Magazine about the top American moments in the Olympics.  Being a huge dork, I love the Olympics.  This list was a lot of fun and brought back a lot of great memories - including those which occurred long before I was born.  That 1972 men's basketball fiasco still gets me mad...
 
In an Atlanta suburb, people getting pulled over for speeding are now being charged an extra $12 in the gas it took for the cop to catch them.  Don't speed if you don't want a fine.  Seems pretty simple. (h/t WAMK)
 
I am not a bro.  And the answer is no - fake tan never looks good.
 
A big breakfast contributes to weight loss?  Seems like an unjust conclusion, as the study used people who ate HALF of their daily caloric intake for breakfast.  That's not just a big breakfast, that's a gigantic breakfast and a small lunch and dinner. 
 
My mom just called me on her lunch break to talk about the Mets.
 
1 word: Baconhenge.
 
The Top 50 best Pun Store names.  I know that Thai-Tanic is in DC.  Not sure on any others.
 
And finally, the best video I've seen in a while..
 
 
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The Post You've Been Waiting For!

GREAT NEWS!  Remember about a month or 6 weeks ago I made a promise not to discuss the Mets at length until Willie Randolph was fired?  Well great news! Willie Randolph was fired!  So here comes all of that bent up frustration watching a $138million .500 team!  ucky readers!
 
But first, recognizing that not everyone cares as much asbout the Mets coaching situation as I do, I will start with a semi-normal blog post, then go on my rant.
 
In Paraguay: "a couple jailed on suspicion of having a same-sex wedding were freed Monday after a doctor determined that the groom was a hemaphrodite."  Oh, of course.  It was so simple.
 
 
Are Indian (and other South-Asian) kids better spellers?  or just better at spelling bees?  Seriously, who paid to research this?
 
The BBC has a list up of 50 annoying terms of Office Lingo.  This just makes me think about how unbelievably accurate the movie Office Space was.  Priceless.
 
BBC reports that gay men have brains that more closely resemble heterosexual women; lesbians have brains that resemble men. 
 
I think the BBC just sits around a board room table and says "I think we should conduct a study on.... " and does.
 
Today is the anniversary of the Watergate burglars' arrest.  What a bunch of morons.  Why'd they get caught?  Not because they weren't smooth enough, etc etc.  It was because they - yes this is true - forgot to remove the piece of tape from the door which held it open.  During the test run the day before, they put a piece of tape over the part of the door that would lock it, and forgot to take it off the next day.  A security guard found it, thought it was strange, but whatever.  The next night, he saw the same thing, and raised on eyebrow.  Then called the police and caught the burglars.  Seriously.  The biggest scandal in American history was caught because of, literally, complete stupidity.
 
Andrew, our new TH full-timer, sent me this.  Sunny D kills fish in a river after a spill.  Somehow, I don't think this is healthy. 
 
And on that note, remember this awesome commercial?  I do.  Especially because of the purple stuff.
 
 
 
 
 
And now: part II of this post.  The Mets.
 
Willie Randolph was fired today.  I am thrilled.  I don't think Willie is a bad guy.  For 2 1/2 years, I didn't think he was even that bad of a manager.  He took a team that was absolutely miserable and made them an 83-79 team in his first year.  The next year, the Mets win 97 games and are one fluke homerun (stupid Yadier Molina) from the World Series.  Big time first half in 2007, then comes mid-summer.  The Mets start to struggle.  Willie insists on stuffing 10,000 year old Julio Franco down our throats in every pinch hitting situation, despite his incredible .160 average,  The bullpen starts to fall apart from overwork.  Pedro Martinez, Tom Glavine, El Duque are all onthe DL at the same time.  John Maine is getting tired due to his innings overwork, and it shows.  Wagner goes throuhg a dead-arm period.  Mike Pelfrey can't live up to the hype.  The Mets suddenly can't get their starters through 5 innings, the bullpen is destroyed from overwork, and they lose a 7 game lead over the last 17 games of the year.  Morale is terrible.   Then, we sign Johan Santana. 
 
This should have been the turning point.  Too bad it wasn't.  This team is worth $138million this season.  So what's the problem?  Why are they 2 games under .500?  Is it the starting pitching?  Maybe.  Oliver Perez is stinkling up the joint, El Duque hasn't had a single pitch yet, Pedro has 3 starts in 3 months and Mike Pelfrey is struggling mightily.  But is this staff really that bad? 
 
On the other hand, the bullpen has blown 13 saves.  THIRTEEN!  And that's just games where there are more outs to be made than there are potential at-bats to tie.  For example, 3 runs to start the ninth inning (since there are 3 outs needed to prevent a tie).   Not all of these are on Billy Wagner, but 5 are.  In the same light, this does not count tie games blown by the bullpen, or close games that become blowouts because of the bullpen.  If the bullpen changes its fortunes by even 1/2, then the Mets are a first place team. 
 
The offense stinks.  They are 20th in the majors in average and 20th in slugging.  Reyes is "underwhelming", Wright and Beltran are yet to heat up.  Ryan Church, our first-half MVP has been on the DL twice for extended time.  This is one of the major problems - Castillo, Delgado, Chavez, Schneider and the pitcher are automatic outs in every single day's play.  Alou has played 12 games (and 5 innings!) this entire year.  He offered stability and protection for Wright and Beltran.  Last night's lineup, for example, went like this.  Reyes, Castillo, Wright, Beltran, Delgado, Marlon Anderson, Trot Nixon, Brian Schneider, Endy Chavez, Mike Pelfrey.  I count 3 guys in that lineup hitting over .270.  That's not acceptable.  How do you score runs when there is such a low probability of getting hits?  But how is this Willie's fault?
 
Willie is at fault for not recognizing this.  Much in the same way that he shoved Julio Franco down our throats last summer, he is doing it with these players.  I don't care about contracts and who makes how much money.  Delgado should be platooned agains lefties - he is batting .229 again.  Or, for your SABR-metrics nerds - he has an OBP of .273 against lefties.  This is not a guy who should face lefties.  Willie, though, refuses to take action. 
 
In the absence of Alou and Church, Anderson, Nixon and Chavez will have to do.  Not an ideal rotation of players, but this is an extreme circumstance.  Willie gets a pass on this.
 
In the catcher spot, when it's obvious that you could use a decent bat, Willie insists on using Brian Schneider.  Yes, Schneider is the starter, but he is clearly in there for his defense.  But with only 3 "boppers" in the lineup, how do you expect to score any runs?  His defense isn't worth what is lost in offense when the lineup is this depleted.  Willie's complete non-recognition of this is his fault.  As is the fact that Schneider has played 45 of the teams 69 games, including an 8 game DL stint where he COULDN'T play.  So in 61 games of availability, Schneider has played 45.  That's fine when the lineup is at full stregnth.  But when the Mets are in dire straights for offense, Ramon Castro should be playing.  Willie, you are at fault for not making a better lineup.
 
I also fault Willie for bad decisions when it comes to pinch hitting.  Why is Endy Chavez pinch hitting ever?  He is a defensive replacement, not offensive.  Why did Nick Evans get the "primary" pinch-hitting duties when he was called up?  The guy is a double A player who couldn't catch up to anything in the majors.  At least Tatis has shown the ability to get hits at this level, yet he has a grand total of 6 pinch hit appearances this season (and hits in 3 of those).  Another example of terrible in-game managing: this past weekend, Pedro is lifted with the bases loaded for a pinch hitter.  A fair move.  But then Willie brings up Robinson Cancel, a backup catcher called up from AAA this week?  Not Ramon Castro, a major league quality bat, who has 2 consecutive seasons of an OPS over .800.  No - Cancel, who had not had a major league hit in 9 years.  Did it work out?  Yes.  Was it a terrible move?  Yes.  The ends do not justify the means - Castro was the man to go up in this situation, not Cancel.
 
Then, there's the bullpen.  Willie has, quite simply, no clue how to use a bullpen.  Take, for example, this year.  Aaron Heilman is brought in in high-leverage situations, and deserves to do so with his ERA over 6.  33 appearances  - meaning he is coming in just about every other game, to literally ensure that the Mets will have no chance to win.  Earlier in the year, he did the same thing with Jorge Sosa - ERA over 6, with 20+ appearances before Omar Minaya cut him loose.  Why has Scott Schoenweiss been used 16 times in 20 days (18 games)?  Yes, Schoenweiss has been great, but after seeing the products of an over-worked bullpen last season, why not spread the appearances around?  Pedro Feliciano is just as effective - if not moreso - against lefties, but is used far less.  Joe Smith is dominant against right-handed hitters, but does not have nearly the number of appearances.  Willie gets favorites and plays them until they can't stand anymore.  Then he plays them some more. 
 
Are Wagner's 5 blown saves (including 3 in a row last week) Willie's fault?  No.  But on Day 3, after 2 straight blown saves, when Wagner comes in and gives up a walk, another walk, and a double, shouldn't the manager take him out?  No no, says Randolph, this is the prime time for a closer to work through his struggles.  This is Willie's problem - he gets in his head that his proven veterans are infallible - whether it be Wagner or Delgado or Franco or Heilman - there is no reason these guys can't perform at the highest level (even if they have proven otherwise).
 
Don't forget about Willie's non-belief in the long reliever.  His refusal to utilize a long-man is speeding up the murder of his bullpen.  Last year, Aaron Sele was so seldom used you would forget he was on the team.  This year, there really is not long guy.  Relievers under Randolph never go beyond 2 innings - which can spell disaster if your starter is lifted in the 2nd inning.  Willie is too stubborn and stuck in the old-school for his own good.
 
But Chris, you say, Omar Minaya is the one who put this team together!  He is to blame for this mess!  ...And you may be right.  However, Willie has proven himself to be a below-average in-game manager who is actully costing his team games at this point.  This isn't even that the manager is not contributing to the success of the team - no, he is actively detrimental.  It's not necessarily his laid back attitude, either.  It's the fact that he is, plain and simple, a bad manager.  Yes, Omar is now on the hot seat.  Too many aging stars signed to big, long-term deals.  But since he and Willie were brought in together, the owners of the Mets have made a statement that they want to see what Omar's team can do without Willie - a very fair assessment given Willie's record.  He had 1 great season in 4 years.  He is being replaced by Jerry Manuel, also of the laid-back persuasion, who had 1 great year in his 5 years at the helm of the Chicago White Sox.  The major difference, though, is that that team did not have a $138 million payroll.  If Willie, at his absolute best, can squeeze 97 wins out of this roster, then maybe Manuel, who squeezed 97 wins out a far less talented team, can do much better.  At the very least, it was time for a change.
 
The three major questions surrounding the Randolph firing are these: did Willie need to be fired?  Will his firing improve the Mets?  And Was his firing handled properly?
 
The answer to #1 is obviously yes, he needed to go.
Second, the answer is maybe.  But clearly Willie wasn't getting the job done, so they can do no worse.
And third, no, his firing was not handled properly.  A press release sent out at 3:15am after a win and on a west coast trip is not properly handled. 
 
However, it should be noted, to have handled it properly, Willie should have been fired back in May.  Just because the team goes on a winning streak does not mean that the manager is doing a good job.  Three times now Willie was on the verge of being axed but saved his job with a short winning streak.  Unacceptable.  When should Willie have been fired?  Immediately after the stupid race comments.  First telling reporters from the TV station owned by the team that they are being too hard on him - ridiculous.  Follow that by saying that they are being too hard on you because of race?  Get the F out of my franchise.  He should have no longer been welcome to even put Mets on his resume with that statement.  He has disgraced the history of the team, its fans, its owners, and SNY - the TV station owned by the Wilpons.  Does he seriously believe this?  I hope to God not.  Nobody can be this delusional.  Maybe it was that Willie was a bad manager?  No no, the cop-out for poor performance is to blame race.  To even make this claim makes me literally sick, as a lifelong Mets fan.  For those fans who claim that race had ANYTHING to do with this - pure and simple - you are wrong.  Race is a non-issue, especially in a city as diverse as New York.  Funny-  race was never an issue when Willie was winning.  But once he was exposed to be a poor manager, suddenly there is hyper-criticism because of the color of his skin.  I used to like Willie Randolph, if not as a manager, than at least I knew he was good person who meant well.  Now, I have no respect at all for him.
 
The root of Willie's problems was his performance.  He was not good enough.  Below .500 is not acceptable on the heels of last year's collapse.  The problem is that Willie is the protege of another bad in-game manager, Joe Torre.  Torre has succeeded in 1 managing job in his career, and was wildly successful. He also had arguably the greatest conglomeration of talent and money backing him in the last 3 decades.  I'm sure was a complete non-factor. 
 
Speaking of performance, pitching coach Rick Peterson was also fired.  Another one - good.  But he's white, so it must have REALLY been bad.  Peterson came over from Oakland having produced one of the best young staffs in baseball - Zito, Mulder, Hudson.  Now, his legacy is tainted.  Did he help Oliver Perez control himself?  For 2007, yes.  Did he turn John Maine into a very good starter?  Yes.  Did he do anything for Pedro, Duque, or Johan?  No.  Has he been a major factor in the success of Mike Pelfrey?  Or has he held him back from success?  Peterson is a fastball - slider guy, and wants everyone to be that way.  The curve has been completely erradicated from the Mets system - every pitcher must throw fastball - slider.  Is this good for a staff, having every pitcher throw the same repetoire?  Changing a young pitcher's natural pitch for one that he thinks will work better (but never develops)?  Are these necessarily good things for an organization?  No.  Has Peterson done anything to develop new stars, outside of Maine (since Oliver had already proven himself in the majors before Peterson)?  No.  Has anyone in the bullpen succeeded in 5 1/2 years of Peterson?  No.  The biggest product of Rick Peterson is probably Scott Kazmir, but that could also be credited to the Rays developmental system.  Victor Zambrano, Kaz Ishii, Jae Seo, Mike Pelfrey, 2008 Oliver Perez, Chan Ho Park, Kris Benson ... these are guys who came over with expectations who vastly under-performed.  All of them were under Peterson's watchful eye.
 
The Mets needed a shake-up, to put it bluntly.  There is no excuse for performing that badly with so much talent.  Willie Randolph is public enemy #1.  If this team does not turn it around, Jerry Manuel and Omar Minaya will both be cut in the off-season.  This managerial job is Ken Oberkfell's to have.  Watch for it. 
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I need a theme song

This blog, in case you aren't sure - or you need clarification - is a step into My World, hence the title.  It's my interests, my writing style, my stupidity, and yes, my sense of humor.  Intern Megan - this means you.  Learn to love, learn to live with it - diamond are forever, and so is my bad grammar.  Or something like that. 
 
TONS to get to today.  Not entirely sure why there is so much to tackle, as it was a pretty uneventful weekend, but alas, let's get this show on the road.  That's a phrase that my mother uses a lot.  Just letting you know.
 
Ok quick weekend wrap-up.  Friday was boring.  I did laundry, sat around, ate some foods in my apartment, had a drink or 2 (in an attempt to clean out my refrigerator) and watched the Mets and 2 Indiana Jones movies.  I even managed to sneak in some wrestling, since nobody else was around.  In retrospect, I am very mad I missed 1997 in the wrestling world.  I decided that I had out-grown the fad, and my interest was on hiatus for a year or so.  And, in doing so, I missed the lead-up to the Attitude Era (1998-2001) and the rise of Stone Cold Steve Austin.  DVDs can only do so much.  Not that anyone cares...  Saturday I hit 3 museums in the morning then a house-warming party at night.  Both were very entertaining.  Sunday was for the grocery store, the gym, a friends' art exhibit, and church.  Bam.  Weekend over.
 
My life is an inherent contradiction.  This is what I concluded on Saturday.  I am very social, yet had nobody to hang out with on Friday.  I work in politics, but generally dislike politicians.  I work in community relations but have little tolerance for peoples' stupidity.  I am not necessarily a big fan of crowds, yet live in a big city by choice.  I am a pretty mellow person by nature, but exclusively listen to loud, fast music.  I am inherently cheap, and it influences my politics.  Yet the music I listen to (mostly punk rock) is inherently anarchist.  Problems?  Probably not.  And most of all, on Saturday, I went to the National Portrait Gallery, the National Gallery, and the Folger Shakespeare Library for an exhibit.  Then went out partying from 3:00 in the afternoon on.  Oh well.  I'm cultured, I swear.
 
I went to Artomatic, an amateur art exhibition in DC that finished off this weekend.  A friend has some of her photography on display, and I have to say, her stuf was quite good.  Not over-the-top modern, yet still hip.  Much of the other material, on the other hand... terrible.  I wanted to leave a note on just about every "work of art" that said simply - I don't get it.  Because I don't.  Modern art, and more or less all of the non-aesthetically pleasing pieces of art...they just look like garbage to me.  This one looks like you splashed some paint on a canvas.  That one looks like a bent paperclip.  This one looks like a black and white photo of a naked guy.  I don't care about the existential qualities or how it represents the duality of man - I don't get it.  Maybe I need to take someone with me to explain every piece of something. 
 
I have a surprising number of readers, as I found out this weekend.  To all of you, thank you.
 
I lost again in fantasy this week, dropping me 2.5 games back of first.  Time to start making some deals.
 
So on May 16, as some may remember, I was supposed to go to the Mets-Yankees game at Yankee stadium.  It got rained out.  On Friday, they announce that it has been rescheduled for Friday the 27th of June.  First problem, only 2 weeks notice?  Some of us don't live in NYC and had to make arrangements to get up there.  Second major problem - the game is scheduled for 2 in the afternoon.  What?!  Who decided that was a good time to have the biggest non-playoff series of the year (financially speaking)?  Retards.
 
Father's Day was yesterday.  You know, this is a great day.  I got a chance to read all kinds of wonderful reflections on a day where bloggers dedicated themselves to personal stories about their fathers.  Really not a bad thing.  One of my favorites came a few days prior, but was an entry from our friend Virginia Daddy about his adventure to the Nationals Park with his son.   I often say that if you don't know how to keep score in a baseball game, your father did a poor job of parenting.  Obviously, I'm joking, but it makes a point that, long after you have grown out of childhood, the lessons of your parents still ring strong.  For those of us whose parents are still influencing our lives - soak up as much as possible while you can.  This is the person you will most likely become as you age.  I know it is certainly true for me.
 
Could it be possible that Tiger is on steroids or HGH or some performance-enhancers?  He is the biggest and the best, for sure, and there is no testing in golf.  His competitive drive is notorious - but is he competitive enough to cheat to stay on top?  It's a point worth considering.  I even think that his reaction to this knee surgery is exaggerated.  Football and hockey and baseball players all come back within a week from arthroscopic surgery, yet a golfer is struggling to make it back in 8 weeks?  Something seems fishy.
 
Elian Gonzalez - remember him? - joined Cuba's Youth Communist Party this weekend at age 14.  He vowed to never let down the Castro regime.  Good thing the American media made such a big deal of our this future commie.
 
I love cheese.  Just laying it out there.  The cheese platter is my #1 simple pleasure in life.
 
I took a stab at making my own buffalo wings last night.  Sauce came out ok, wings cooked acceptable.  There are a few things that could be changed, and I have to find a way to control the smoke, which set off my smoke alarm about 15 times in a 20 minute span.  Oops.
 
I heard an interesting story the other day, about how baseball teams are performing very very poorly across the board when playing road games.  Is it an increased advantage for the home team - better crowd, better attendance, etc?  Or is it a direct result of the banning of amphetamines (greenies) from teams?  Guys might be slogging a little bit if they have a cross-country flight and no drugs to give them a pick-me-up come game time.  Think about the Mets current road trip.  Game until 10pm or so last night.  Flight to California leaves around 2am.  They arrive at what, 4 or 5?  Sleep a bit, then do media appearances, etc, then are getting ready to start a game at 10pm, which will end at 1ish eastern time.  These bodies don't adjust to time differences in 1 day.  I'm just saying....
 
"Police say 4 teenage girls were stabbed in NE Washington just after a peace festival ended."
 
Bravo is coming out with a new show - Top Chef Junior - for kids 13-16 years old.  This could be interesting, consiering the palate and interests of a teenager are far different from that of a classically trained 40 year old chef. 
 
This was a topic from Friday that got cut with the Tim Russert news - there's a big hubub over undercover patients in doctors' offices.  Supposedly there are undercover patients going into Drs and investigating to make sure the Dr is doing the right thing, following the right protocol, etc.  The health care industry is up-in-arms.  I don't really mind.  I live by the mentality that if you're not doing anything wrong, who cares if someone spies on you? 
 
The three exhibits I went to this weekend were decent.  The first was about political cartoonist, with a ton of his work on display.  Herblock?  I believe was his name.  Highly recommended.  The second was the Treasurs of Afghanistan at the National Gallery East Building - very lame.  Just old bowls and glasses and some gold foil jewelry.  Nothing to write home about.  The third was the armor referenced in some Shakespeare stories - Richard II, Othello, Romeo and Juliet, Hamlet.  It was pretty solid, but very empty since the Folger Library is a bit off the regular flow of DC tourism.
 
Even though I don't have an ounce of Italian in me, I still find that it is the ultimate comfort food.  I'm pretty sure I could eat manicotti, lasagna, baked ziti, etc etc about 100 times a day.  I'm getting hungry thinking about it.
 
R. Kelly was let off scot free from his child molestation charges.  Normally I would be outraged, but this situation was shrouded in strange circumstances.  First, the 13 year old girl in the sex tape denied it was her.  The supposed third person in the tape only testified as part of an agreement where weapons charges would be dropped against her boyfriend.  Tons of sketchy people testified, and nothing really wcould be hammered down.  Everyone involved had serious character flaws.  And don't forget that R. Kelly has millions...and could easily pay for someone's silence.  He was acquitted, and it really would have been a miscarriage of justice had he actually been convicted.
 
Facebook overtook MySpace as the #1 Social networking site in the US.
 
A UK politician is in some trouble for his word choice.  Take a look to see what he said.
 
Laugh out loud funny.  A guy is suing Home Depot because he got cemented to a toilet seat.  (h/t WAMK)
 
I am happy that I am not a blogger in China.
 
There is a new patch that you can put on which will stop illness when traveling abroad.  Sounds like a blast. 
 
Headline: "Final Skynet Satellite Launched."   Uhh.... wasn't Skynet the company in Terminator 2 that led to the rise of the machines?  I'm just saying...
 
And finally, this was supposed to be the "it's a Friday in the summer and it's super nice out" video, but instead we had bad news.  Watch it today instead.
 
  
 
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Friday Friday Friday

It's the summer, and it's a Friday.  I don't have a ton to talk about, so let's just dive right in, shall we?
 
I just saw a good recipe for beer-brats, and I think I am going to try them in the near future. 
 
The people who write for Cosmo are exclusively women - I don't care if it says "Men say..."  No man says this stuf, ever.  These "sex tips from men" literally make me laugh out loud - there is no chance that any sane man on the planet would ever even remotely be interested in some of this nonsense.  Next time you're at a grocery store and can subtely flip through a Cosmo (without anyone looking at you funny), read some of this stuf and tell me "yea, every guy I know would be into this."  No.  Retarded.
 
Same deal with fashion.  Who decides all fashion?  Women.  Not that this is a problem, but guys fashions are designed by women.  Guys follow fashion trends (those that do) to impress their female counterparts.  Women, on the other hand, don't pick their fashions to impress the guys - they do it because they like the way it looks.  Sure, some males are into fashion and the way they or others dress, but seriously?  Most guys would go with the ratty t-shirt and gym shorts look 90% of the time.  Do you really think a guy decided that yes, that look where the girls where the spandex half-pants under a skirt - this is the only way I will talk to a girl?  Or like, Man, that totally doesn't match?  Not a chance.
 
 The NBA Finals were crazy last night.  At the end of the first quarter, the Celts were down 24 or so.  At the half?  18.  They came back to win.  I went to bed at half time but saw the highlights - nuts!  My prediction of Celtics in 7 might come up a bit short.
 
Terminator 2 was on tv last night.  AWESOME movie.  Right up there iwth the best action films of all time.  This movie is what, 17 years old, and still looks great.  It could come out tomorrow and not look dated at all.
 
I am facing a semi-serious dilemma here.  Tim Robbins is a super obnoxious liberal who loves to spout about politics, despit no authority to do so.  His politics aside, I disagree with his abuse of celebrity.  However, he is a HUGE Mets fan.  This is bad.  How can I respect a man who I respect so little?  How can I embrace his knowledge of Met greats Tommy Agee and Jim Fregosi, yet hate his guts for everything else he does?  Just doesn't work that way.  Jon Stewart I can do - he at least makes me laugh on top of his knowledge of the Mets.  Tim Robbins?  I don't know if I can do it.  And on an aside, for those who don't know me all that well - I actually lived (supposedly) in the same college dorm room as Susan Sarandon.  Flather Hall 513, Catholic University. 
 
Moises Alou - congratulations.  Start the season on the Disabled List.  Play 12 games, get hurt again.  Come off the DL, play FIVE INNINGS and somehow get hurt again.  Well worth that $8.5 million.
 
Next weekend is going to be awesome.  Thursday night Baltimore Orioles game for Nick Markakis bobblehead day.  Friday (kicking it around) staying in Baltimore and going to the world-famous Baltimore Aquarium.  Friday night, TH's Katie Favazza's birthday.  Saturday and Sunday - National BBQ Battle.  Helllll yeaaaaa.
 
Today is Friday the 13th.  Good movies. 
 
TH Intern extraordinaire Megan Herring hates my spelling and grammar.  Do I care?  Sort of, since I am being called out by an intern.  But in the same light, does it really matter?  Clearly this blog does not focus on being an intellectual masterpiece - I write short, choppy sentences and sometimes make words up. I butcher spellings, I don't think I have written a complex sentence in this blog's entire existence, and I only capitalize or add punctuation when I feel compelled.  Does anyone else take offense to this?  To quote Megan: "it makes my brain hurt."  Does it make anyone else's brain hurt?  It makes my brain feel good.  Sometimes makes my wrists hurt, but that's about it.  I sacrifice accuracy for speed.  Sorry.
 
And wow.  As I type this, it was just report that Tim Russert died.  Here's the story.  Wow.  This guy, like him or hate him, was nothing short of a professional.  RIP.
 
I don't want to finish this blog anymore.  I am too much in shock.  My condolences to his family and friends. 
 
 
 
 
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Let's Go Mets!

Big win last night in 13innings, even if it shouldn't have come to that.  Watching the game now.
 
Also eating jelly beans now.  I highly recommend the "Soda" blend of flavors from Jelly Belly.  Grape soda, orange soda, cream soda, root beer, seven up, dr. pepper are the flavors, and they are delicious.  This can't possibly be good for my teeth. 
 
Somebody stole the Giants Superbowl Rings.  Not the players ones, they were already distributed.  But some of the front-office ones.  And I know who did it, it was those damn Patriots.  It was either them or Sasquatch.  And that damn Sasquatch was too busy eating 30 bagged lunches, leaving just Bill Belichek the cheater and his gang of sore losers.
 
There was a picture of a unicorn in the paper today.  It was some genetic mutation in a zoo somewhere for a deer.  Strange.  Sign of the Apocalypse?  maybe.
 
Anheuser-Busch is considering a buy-out by a Belgian beer company for like $4 billion.  This could be epic if the foremost American beer company is no longer American.
 
$4 gas is predicted to stay for at least a year.  I don't even care.  I don't have a car, and I don't have to think about gas prices.  I love public transportation.
 
A quick note on NFL hold-outs.  Screw you guys.  You make millions upon millions, sign contracts, then complain that you don't like them.  If you sign the contract, you're stuck with it.  Too bad.  I don't care if Plaxico Burress did catch the game winning catch in the greatest moment in american team sports history.  You signed a deal in 2005 and now decide you want more?  Too bad.
 
A Dutch study proved that Friday the 13th isn't any more unlucky than any other day of the year.  Well spent money, that's for sure.  (h/t WAMK)
 
In the first rund of the US Open Golf Tournament, one of the opening day pairings is Adam Scott, Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, the top 3 golfers in the world.  Great idea, and hats off to the PGA.  This is an incredibly smart move.  The NBA is worried about huge scandals where the refs are fixing games to set up good matches.... Golf can legally set up the best matches, as it did here.  I don't know why this doesn't happen in every tournament. 
 
I haven't followd the Euro 2008 soccer cup at all.  I know, as a sports fan, and a fan of European soccer, this is pretty bad.  Haven't caught a single minute of action.  Oh well.  Cristiano Rinaldo is still a pansy. 
 
David Ortiz became a US citizen yesterday.  Does this mean he is going to play for the US in the World Baseball Classic next year?  Let's hope so.
 
I had a free (well, $1.58 with a medium drink) Southern Style chicken biscuit for breakfast today and it was delicious, possibly the best one I have had to date.  The chicken was hot, moist, and the biscuit was super butery.  Real nice touch McDonalds.  I really am enjoying this new breakfast sandwich.  It's no McGriddle, but it ranks right up there with the McMuffin.  Although I am having trouble wrapping my mind around eating a fried chicken sandwich for breakfast, but whatever, it tastes good.
 
The Happening might be the worst premise for a movie ever.  M. Night Shyamanmlsjadnjkfjkfglnjsy7t5ryala (sp) has jumped the shark.  This movie's premise is that plants are mad about global warming and start to emit toxins that people breathe in and commit suicide in violent manners.  That's not a joke. 
 
The NFL is a pretty in-house place.  Look at this article about NFL coaching trees.  All but 2 coaches in the NFL come from one of the 3 trees.  Pretty cool to see the influence of Bill Walsh, Bill Parcells, and Marty Shottenheimer. 
 
Ralph Kiner is currently in the booth at the Mets game, and its brutal.  He is no-joke 10,000 years old (I think he was inducted into the HOF in 1955 or so) and can't even speak anymore.  He is slow, senile, and sounds like he has marbles in his mouth.  And all that which I just said is blasphemy to long-time Mets fans.  Sorry.
 
JJ Putz of the Mariners, my lone closer on my fantasy team, just went out with a major elbow injury.  Awesome.
 
I am pro-instant replay in baseball and anti DH.  DH takes awya the purity of the game (eliminates much of the strategy in picking your lineup, the double switch, pinch hitting, managing pitchers properly, the bench, etc) while I don't feel that replay does that.  Am I a "purist"?  Not necessarily, although I am very anti-DH because it messes up a huge part of the game.
 
People were up in arms when they heard that Hulk Hogan was dating a 26 year old (give or take) right after his divorce from Linda.  Linda, on the other hand, is now dating an 19-year old classmate of her kids.  2 words: Class and Act.
 
On this day in History, Reagan says to Tear Down This Wall.
 
Also on this day, OJ... I mean, not OJ, killed Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman.  Maybe the mystery killer just had something against people with colors in their names?
 
There is a new vending machine which doesn't serve candy, but instead smashes fine china.  Who comes up with this junk?
 
And finally...
 
 
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A Good, Healthy Heaping of Blog

Lots to tackle today, so let's get this show on the road:
 
The Mets are effing terrible.  My statement remains: I will not discuss the Mets at length until Willie Randolph is fired.
 
The NBA is involved in a serious referee scandal right now.  Last year, Tim Donaghy got nailed for betting on games as a ref, and is suspected on throwing some.  He swears he just threw point spreads, but recently stated that there were other refs involved in the scandal, specifically saying that the refs called the 2002 Western Conference Finals Game 6 between the Lakers and Kings particularly badly.  I remember watching this game, and I can honestly say, there have been 2 times that I have legitimately thought that the game was fixed, and this was one of them.  (the other was the 2006 Finals between the Mavs and Heat when a phantom foul put Dwayne Wade on the line with no time remaining down by 1 with 2 shots - he made both, the Heat went on to win the title).  The Lakers-Kings game, though, is generally regarded as some of the most one-sided reffing in this country's sporting history.  Take this stat: in the 4th quarter alone, the Kings shot 9 foul shots.  The Lakers shot 27.  TWENTY SEVEN in one quarter?!  Three starters from the Kings were out by the end of the game.  What's the easiest way to put a team at a disadvantage?  Give the opposition chances to score points without taking time off the clock and working to get the stars off the floor for the designated losers.  This is outrageous and I really hope the NBA can get to the bottom of it.
 
I went and saw Lewis Black last night.  He was....wacky.  I mean, on the Daily Show and on his other Comedy Central stuff, he's hysterical - fast, quick-witted, and angry.  Last night he was subdued (most of the time), stuttered quite a bit, and often came off as an awkward public speaker.  He seemed as if he was very tentative - especially strange from a guy whomade a career saying anything at any time.  He was promoting his new anti-religion book, whatever, and the event was in a Synagogue.  Strange, I know, but it was worth the $6.  The highlight of the night was, during a question-answer session, this one woman brought up politics and started blaming the Republicans for just about every ill the world has ever known.  Black agreed that they are wrong, but also faults the Dems for not standing up for themselves, particularly before the war.  His argument was that, if the Dems were truly against it, they would've worked harder to stop it.  The woman keeps telling him that he's wrong and that the committees were run by Republican war-criminals and the Dems couldn't do anything etc etc, and since she worked for Charlie Rangel (D-NY), she knew this.  (You may remember Rangel as the guy who started the reinstate-the-draft bill several years ago as a means to force white kids into the military.  But that's neither here nor there.)  Lewis Black then went BANANAS and literally screamed at her for 5 minutes straight.  Very entertaining.
 
On the walk home, though, it was a ridiculous torrential downpour - one of the worst I have ever been in.  The winds were ridiculous, lightning and thunder all over, and then it starts to hail.  I had a 6 block walk, give or take, and by the time I made it home I may as well have just gone swimming with all of my clothes on.  It was so bad that each individual dollar bill in my wallet was soaking wet.  I was afraid my cell phone was going to be dead forever.  My leather sandals might be ruined.   Whatever, I survived.  Good enough for me.
 
 
7 people were arrested for cheering at a high school graduation over the weekend.  They were charged with disorderly conduct.  What do I say?  GOOD.  I hate it when the moderators announce "please do not applaud each individual - you may do so at the end" and you always have the handful of families who decides that this does not apply to them and hoots and hollers for their kid.  Some people even bring air horns to formal events.  Retards.  I wish this would be enforced all over.
 
A snake somehow got into a baby's crib in NYC.  Notice that the people are from the Troy-let, a beautiful city near Albany.  Hell hole of the earth, if there ever was one.  Right up there with the entire state of NJ.
 
In another note about that Lewis Black performance, I really am convinced that people who ask questions at an event like this literally have no point other than to push their own agenda or to make themselves look intelligent.  The guy next to me asked a question and strutted back to his seat like he was some hot-shot, then talked through the answer to his friend.  The aforementioned woman who worked for Rangel had no point, no question, no inquiry, and nothing to do with the event - she just wanted to yell about Bush.  Very rarely does someone ask an inciteful question where they are legitimately interested in the answer. 
 
There is a check-point in a dangerous DC neighborhood due to the spike in violence in recent weeks.  Police are checking every car that comes through, ala the military in Iraq.  Yesterday, 50 cars approached the check point and nearly half were turned away.  Why?  They were all visiting family members, yet couldn't produce a valid name, address, or phone number.  One guy was arrested for having an open container.  I don't think I even need to offer commentary.
 
Dontrelle Willis was demoted to Single-A.  OUCH.  He is in the first year of a 3-year, $29 million deal with the Tigers.
 
The Top Chef finale is tonight.  I think my money is on Richard, although I only follow the show off-and-on.
 
If you are a super mega dork, National Geographic channel will have 2 fun shows on tonight: Conspiracy Moon Landing and The Real Roswell.  I don't know what it is about these conspiracy shows or the ones about UFOs and Aliens, but I somehow end up watching them all every time they are on.  I am not necessarily a science fiction nerd, but I somehow get stuck watching the history Channel hours a day.
 
Pillsbury will be at the National BBQ Festival in 2 weeks to promote its baked goods for the America's Favorite Dessert voting.  Sounds good to me.
 
McDonalds is again doing the free Southern Style cChicken biscuit/sandwich with a medium soda tomorrow.  The breakfast ones are real good - strongly recommended.
 
I have this thing, and I think it might be a little weird, but I like to literally finish every single item of food in my apartment before I go grocery shopping.  Right now, I am running a bit low on food, with only like 2 pieces of chicken, 3 slices of bread, 2 burgers, some pasta and a DiGiorno pizza left.  This can probably carry me another week or so.  I am cheap, yes, but this is because I am 1.) an extreme minimalist (and refuse to have anything that is not in regular use) and 2.) I like to start fresh, especially with food.  I actually do the same thing with laundry - I like to wait until I am literally out of clothes before washing things.  Strange?  Yes.
 
Dumbest thing ever.  A pig is afraid of mud and needs boots.  I thought it was Puss in Boots.  Sorry, that was terrible.  Please don't stop reading.
 
Paul Newman has cancer.  Sad for the actor, and even more sad for the fans of his line of foods.  His pineapple salsa is seriously my life-blood.  I can't get enough of it.  Some of my friends can vouch for it - they don't see it down here and I have to import it from when I am at home in NY.  Then the 10 jars or so I purchase are gone within a matter of days.  Oops.
 
This is almost funny, but then it isn't.  A British intelligence agent accidentally left the most recent files on Al-Qaeda on a train.  Sharp.
 
On this day in history, 3 guys escaped from Alcatraz.  Whatever.  How many of them were named John Mason and were actually Sean Connery?  Exactly.
 
Also on this day, John Wayne died.  But to quote Dennis Leary: "John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen!  and when we find a curse for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off.  You know why?  You ever take a cold shower?  Well, multiply that by 15 million times.  That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.  I'm geonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes, and lee Marvin and Sam Peckinpah and a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas..."
 
Today the legnth of the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest was shortened to 10 minutes from 12.  I guess they found some old notes that sid the competition should be 10, and history is important to such classy events.  But this makes Joey Chestnut's record immortal.  Eat that Kobayashi. 
 
And finally....
 
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Well let's see...

A whole bunch of sports news to begin with... sorry.
 
First, the bears released running back Cedric Benson because he is a retard.  First he got caught DWI in a boat, and swore he was sober.  Before the court date, he got a DWI in a car.  The Bears said they didn't care if he was guilty or not, and cut him loose.  He was cut for being retarded. 
 
Michael Strahan retired.  The guy went out on top - I can't fault him for that.  None of us fans know the abuses of an NFL season - let alone 15 - so I don't hold it against him.  He was a great player and went out after the single greatest moment in American team sports.
 
Dominick Hasek retired.  Although he has been slowed a bit recently, he was quite possibly the greatest goalie ever.  The guy won the league MVP twice.  Think about that for a minute.  That's like a pitcher winning the MVP....TWICE.  Unheard of.
 
Ken Griffey Jr hit #600 last night.  Good for him.  I always did feel bad for him since his career was essentially derailed once he went to Cinci.  He may be the greatest hitter of our generation who we can guarentee was clean.  Although he had some ego problems, he never had trouble with drugs, the law, or anything else.  Congrats.
 
At least the Mets didn't lose last night.  They didn't play, but at least they didn't lose.
 
Darryl Strawberry was on Mike and Mike this morning.  He was talking about Josh Hamilton, and this was an interesting perspective.  Hamilton and Straw were both super-hype machines when they were young, then fell into drugs.  The difference was that Straw never recovered and drugs problems still hamper him today whereas Hamilton is insane about avoiding anything which may even remotely present a situation where drugs or alcohol is present.  If Hamilton succeeds in the long run, he will be the story of "what could have been" for Straw 20 years earlier.  Literally everyone in the baseball world is rooting for Hamilton - me included.  What a story.
 
I know this is unbelievable, but Comcast finally got my bill right this month.  This is the first time in 7 months of service that they didn't miserably screw up my bill.  Normally, I would be happy to even have them get within $100 of what it should be. 
 
And now some stupidity, since I really don't have that much to talk about right now:
 
 
If you still haven't seen the South Park 9/11 episode - go watch it.
 
Great news: NY maple syrup sales are up this year.  Quick funny story about this.  The TU is my home paper, from Albany, NY.  We are not rustick - it's just not NYC.  However, I do have to admit, when I was in 4th grade we went on a class field trip to tap maple trees for syrup.  It was wicked cool.  We also have a handful of family friends who tap their own trees and make their own syrup.  It's 1000x better than the stuff you buy in the store.  But it's funny because I live in the definition of suburbia, but anyone from NYC or Long Island who hears "upstate new york" - they thing backwoods, inbred, etc etc.  Unfortunately, not the case, although homemade maple syrup isn't exactly the next craze to sweep Metropolitan areas.
 
It turns out that the link of the popcorn and the cell phones was actually a hoax.  Oh well.
 
The "reporter" from Bro Rape was in a video for the The Onion and I laughed out loud when I saw him. 
 
On this day in 2002, a man was arrested for stealing a donut truck and attemping murder.
 
I am going to see Lewis Black tonight at the Historic Synagogue on 6th and I.  For $6.  Gotta keep your eyes peeled for this things, even if you're going to see a comedy show at a synagogue on a Tuesday night.  Stranger things have happened.
 
Speaking of Jewish stuff, today is a feast day which I won't even attempt to pronounce.  It celebrates the day that the day the Jews received the Torah on Mount Sinai.  It was said that Israel would be the land with flowing milk and honey...  Thus, there is a call to eat lots of dairy today, including cheesecake.  I found it funny.  Because I am a nerd.
 
And finally, a bunch of videos to satisfy you nuts (and Andy, the first one is dedicated to you):
 
 
 
 
 
 
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A Few Days off

Is it bad that I get more tired from my weekends and use my weeks to recharge rather than the other way around?  Whatever, I am young and alive, good enough for me.
 
This is in order of my notes, so it might seem a little disjointed, but let's slay this beast..
 
The Mets suck.  I don't need to rant again, but a 4 game sweep at the hands of the worst team in baseball means one thing: your manager needs to be fired.
 
The NBA Finals are going on and they are good.  I predicted the Celtics in 7, and right now my prediction is still possible.  All of those "Experts" who said Lakers in 5 are already out.  Celts won on Thursday and again last night. 
 
I don't drive anymore (I love public transportation) but the gas prices really are out of control.  I have memories of only about 6 years ago when prices were under a dollar a gallon... in New York, where we're about 30-40 cents higher than the rest of the country.  This $4 a gallon stuff is unthinkable.  But it begs the question: who is to blame?  Congress calls the oil execs to the Capital and gets nowhere.  Who's to blame?  Is it OPEC?  Is it the oil execs?  Is it the oil companies' shareholders?  Is it the government?  Is it the federal government?  Is it in the individual gas stations?  Is it us consumers?  What is the problem here?  Is it just simple supply and demand?  Is there enough gas to satisfy our thirst?  Have we really burned through resources?  Would drilling in ANWR or more off the coast of Louisiana really do anything?  Is there any way to get our hands in Russian or Brazillian oil?  Could we run on sugar-ethanol like Brazil?  Now that things have spun out of control, is there any way to get to the bottom of things?  I know Kevin will say "let the market run its course," and I agree with that - I just want to know where the hole is.  What can be done to slow the gas prices from rising so dramatically.  I don't mean government intervention, necessarily, but if it takes getting our oil from somewhere else as a stopgap, so be it.  What's the problem here?
 
This story literally made me laugh out loud. 
 
an 84 year old man went to the high school prom this weekend.  He missed his serving in WWII.  No word if his girlfriend was an attendee.  Sorry Jared, you have lost the title of "oldest of the creepy older guy at the prom" award.
 
Saturday at around 2:30 was quite possibly the hottest weather I have ever felt.  The heat index was somewhere around 105.  I've been in Arizona, I've been in some hot days in NY, I've been in the Caribbean and I've been in Florida in August.  These are all very hot.  But for whatever reason, Saturday felt worse than all of these.  Whew, I am glad to be in A/C all day.
 
I am currently working on a summer calendar of events.  Will be posted soon. 
 
A new documentary is debuting tonight about the assasination of RFK.  Should be interesting.  I always enjoy the stuff about the Kennedys because there is so much mystery-novel fodder in them - conspiracy, drugs, affairs, and a lust for power. 
 
I went to happy hour in the National Sculpture Garden on Friday.  Not bad at all.  A little nerdy, but def worth checking out.
 
And now some links...
 
The iPhone 2 is coming out soon.  I would put money on it that more than half of those buying this are those that already have the iPhone 1.
 
Kittens and drains are at war with one another.  And vacuums are the peacemakers.
 
Note to all potential marijuana growers: lay off the heat lamps
 
Alcohol supposedly prevents arthritis.  And this article refers to drinking as "a regular tipple."
 
Just a funny headline: Giant Panda Sex Secrets Revealed.  Now, are these tips for having sex with a giant panda, for giant pandas having sex with one another, or someone large in a panda costume and a partner with some weirdo fetish.   Or none of the above...
 
I tried a new beer this weekend - Armor Head?  Something like that.  It's Anheuser Busch's answer to Blue Moon.  Really not bad, smooth, delicious.  Very summer-y.
 
I hope the free credit report.com guy gets in an accident in his stupid used sub-compact.
 
This can't possibly be healthy.  At least you can have a snack on the way to the hospital.
 
And finally, here is an analysis of the best and worst food in the major league baseball parks across the country.  I am a little offended because they seriously brought a food critic in to judge ballparks.  They also have ridiculous food like sushi and ravioli and who knows what else at the ball park.  Didn't everyone see the guy getting the pizza thrown at him at Fenway a few years ago?  Seriously, baseball games are for crackerjack, peanuts, beer, soda, hot dogs, pretzels, and BBQ sandwiches if you're dedicated to the game.  Gourmet food does not belong in a place like this.  And some of you may be wondering how I feel about them rating everything at Shea Stadium terrible.  Well....would you want anything served at that dump?  I have trouble just sitting in their seats without wondering what 44 year old funk is festering here, let alone eating from the same facilities.   
 
How about a video to close out Monday?  Bill, Ted, Joan of Arc, Abe Lincoln, Ghengis Khan, Beethoven, Socrates (pronounced SO-craits), Napoleon, Billy the Kid, Freud, Rufus, and a KILLER song by Extreme (you know, the guys who did "More Than Words"?)...take it away
 
 
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